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Hidden Fees may Include or Exude, but are Unlimited to any or all of the following: A slightly out of tune song about your vision for the future of mockingbirds, one raindrop collected by your bellybutton, handwritten cursing in cursive, 1 soggy sob story, a really wild pickle captured by a sandwich of your choosing, a dandelion puff wish...
"Over our striving, our rooms, our houses; the beautiful ritual of the rain falling against the window, the voice of the wind, makes us remember a journey older than thought, deeper than death, a triumph, the secret ascension of love. The tasting of these things in our days and nights is the partaking of the sacrament of existence...The secret is conversion to Life..." Cecil Collins, from Hymn of Life